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Paul Elia  

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Los Angeles, CA

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So look, I been doin stand up for a hot minute. what I mean by a "hot minute" is that I have been doing this for quite some time. you may be thinking "da fuck? how does the temperature of a minute change its meaning? its still a minute" and that's a valid question. if you know why people say "hot minute" please DM me. I grew up in the hood, most of what I say confuses me. I use the word low key, and have no idea why it means "being discrete" anyway, I'ma straight up come to your house with some track pants and a tight shirt. I'ma tell some jokes, and eat your food (if that cool, if not, ill bring some Gyros because they taste good af) and then sign autographs. No, I do not sign titties so stop asking me, fellas. I don't do that now.

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Skyloft Bar more than a year ago