Matthew Heines

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Matthew Heines


Do you have an event for which you need interesting entertainment at an affordable price? I am a teacher, an author, a political candidate and I also do stand up! Don't have equipment in your location? No problem, I come with my own portable speaker and blue tooth remote mic. I can move around the room and interact with your guests at will. I don't book a lot of gigs on here because I get direct requests, but I'm looking to build up my profile on Gig Salad, so please, book me and let me make your event a success., What I will do for you:, -Stand up comedy at a reasonable price, -Clean humor, -Political humor/current events, -Military humor, -Sports, -Medical, -Conspiracy/UFO, -Corporate

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